Dutch Harbour Publishing

How to Be a
Slightly Less
Shit Human Being

No gurus. No gratitude journals. No bullshit.

A brutally honest book about the masks we wear, the emotions we bury, and the small, unremarkable act of becoming more real. Written for the person who keeps it together so perfectly that no one ever thinks to ask if they're okay.

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How to Be a Slightly Less Shit Human Being — by Nathan & Kieron Welch
What this book is

Not self-help. Self-honesty.

Most books want to improve you. This one just wants you to stop lying to yourself. There is a difference.

You are probably doing fine by every visible measure. You are capable, reliable, the person the room turns to. And underneath that — quietly, behind the eyes — something is slowly getting colder. You perform. You maintain. You deliver. And you have not felt truly seen in longer than you can comfortably admit.

"The mask protected you. It got you through training, kept you calm in the storm. But survival mode was never meant to be a personality."

This book does not offer a 10-step transformation or a curated morning routine. It offers something harder and more useful: an honest conversation about the cost of keeping it all together. Written by two brothers who both wore the mask — and finally stopped.

14
Chapters of honest reckoning
From the mask you built to survive, to the moment you finally stop needing it.
Shit to Sit With — recurring throughout
  • You've mistaken control for clarity.
  • You've confused usefulness with worth.
  • Real strength is vulnerability under control — not denial.
  • Anger doesn't vanish. It gets repurposed.
  • You're not busy. You're running.
The core of the book

The four masks you forgot you were wearing.

The masks we carry were not chosen — they were earned. Forged from necessity in classrooms, training grounds, offices, and relationships that needed a version of you that would not crack. But the same armour that got you through becomes the thing keeping everything out.

01
The Capable One

The Reliable Fortress

You became the person who handles it. The crisis absorber. The calm in every storm. And you did it so completely that people stopped checking if you were okay — because you trained them not to. The mask worked. That is exactly the problem.

"You become a cardboard cutout of competence."

02
The Busy One

Productivity as Panic

You weaponised achievement. You called it ambition, structure, purpose. But if we stripped the motivational wallpaper off your Google Calendar, we would find something simpler: you are terrified of stopping. Because stopping means silence. And silence means meeting the truth.

"You're not busy. You're avoidant."

03
The Stoic One

The Anger You Buried

You pushed down the anger — not because it was wrong, but because it was inconvenient. So it leaks now. As sarcasm. As one-syllable answers. As the tension in your jaw you still haven't named. Repressed anger doesn't vanish. It gets repurposed as slow erosion.

"Anger isn't the enemy. It's the flare."

04
The Nice One

Self-Abandonment as Peace

You call it keeping the peace. But if you look closer, it is not peace — it is personal erasure. Every yes when you meant no. Every softened tone. Every apology for having a need. That is not kindness. That is fear in a smart outfit. And you deserve more than a life measured by how little you ask for.

"Every yes that violates your truth is a vote against your own freedom."

The real you is messy. Clear-eyed. Tired. Powerful. Loving. Angry. Scared.

That is not a list of flaws to manage. That is a description of a human being who is still fully alive. This book is not a guide to becoming a better version of yourself. It is an invitation to stop editing the one you already are.

No certificate at the end. No finish line. Just the quiet, terrifying, liberating experience of stopping the performance long enough to hear your own voice again.

14
Chapters. No filler.
Each one ends with Shit to Sit With and Reflection Prompts — because insight without friction is just entertainment.
How the book works

Built to be uncomfortable on purpose.

Every chapter is structured to take you somewhere then make you stay there. Three recurring features run throughout — each designed to do something different to you.

Shit to Sit With

Short, blunt statements that land somewhere between provocation and recognition. No padding. No softening. The kind of sentence that makes you stop and stare at the middle distance for a moment before you can read on.

Reflection Prompts

Questions that do not have comfortable answers. Not there to coach you toward a conclusion — there to surface what you have been carefully not looking at. Use them honestly or not at all.

Final Compass

Each chapter closes with a direction rather than a destination. Not a summary. Not a motivational flourish. Just a clean, honest signal about which way to face next. You take it from there.

What's inside

Fourteen chapters. One honest argument.

The book moves from the mask you built early in life, through the emotions you were never taught to handle, into the slow dismantling of the performance — and eventually, to what is left when you stop pretending. It does not wrap up neatly. That is the point.

No chapter is standalone. Each one strips something away and the next meets you there. Read it straight through, or return to the one that hit hardest. Either way, you will know which one that was.

Chapter 1
The Mask Smells Funny Up Close
The survival strategy you forgot was a strategy.
Chapter 2
Anger, Shame, and Other House Guests
The feral emotions you locked in the basement.
Chapter 3
You Can't Outrun a Shadow with a Bigger To-Do List
How productivity is just anxiety in activewear.
Chapter 4
Stop Performing. Start Being.
How to disappoint people without setting yourself on fire.
Chapter 5
You're Not Broken. You're Just Tired of Lying.
How to rebuild a self that was never allowed to exist.
Chapter 6
How to Face the Mirror Without Punching It
Making peace with the person you pretended not to be.
Chapter 7
Stop Outsourcing Your Soul
How to sack the committee in your head.
Chapter 8
You're Not Broken (You're Just Bored, Bullshitting, or Both)
Reclaiming the unremarkable revolution.
Chapter 9
The Myth of Arrival
Why there's no finish line worth chasing.
Chapter 10
Own Your Shit
The end of blame, excuses, and external permission.
Chapter 11
Let Go or Be Dragged
Why control is a lie you're dying to believe.
Chapter 12
Say the Thing
Why truth is the sharpest blade and the only real medicine.
Chapter 13
Burn the Mask
The day you stop performing your life.
Chapter 14
A Slightly Less Shit Goodbye
No crescendo. Just the next step.
Who this book is written for

The one underneath the one you show.

This book is not for the version of you that attends meetings and manages expectations. It is for the version that sits in the car with the engine off and doesn't quite know why.

The high-functioning person who is quietly exhausted

You have never been better at surviving. That is precisely the problem. You operate without cracking. You are the one people lean on. And you have not felt genuinely seen in so long that you have stopped noticing the gap. This book was written for that version of you — not the one in your email signature.

The person who senses they've been living someone else's life

Not in a dramatic, crisis way. Just a slow, creeping sense that the life you have built fits the version of you that made other people comfortable. And somewhere in the gap between what you perform and what you actually feel, something important has gone very quiet.

Anyone who has tried the self-help route and still feels stuck

You have read the books. Done the journalling. Maybe downloaded Calm and made it to day four. And nothing quite lands because it is all optimisation — a better system for a life that has a more fundamental problem. This is not that. There are no systems here. Just honesty.

About the authors

A book written by two people who stopped pretending. Not at the same time. Not cleanly. But eventually.

Kieron and Nathan Welch are twin brothers and co-authors publishing under the Dutch Harbour imprint. They came to this book from different directions, through different storms, and ended up saying the same thing from opposite sides of the mask.

N
Nathan Welch
Co-Author
Royal Marine Prison Officer EPRR Specialist Dutch Harbour

Nathan came to this book through institutions that do not teach emotional intelligence — they teach suppression. From the Royal Marines to emergency planning and resilience, his career was built on staying calm, leading under pressure, and carrying weight without complaint. He was exceptionally good at all of it. And eventually, he stopped.

His half of this book is written from the inside of that reckoning. Not as a cautionary tale — as a map for everyone who has been told that asking for help is the one thing the reliable one doesn't do.

"There is no badge for suffering silently. There is no honour in being emotionally constipated to maintain a reputation."
K
Kieron Welch
Co-Author
Naturopath AI Change Manager British Airways TEDAI Vienna 2025 Dutch Harbour

Kieron spent years in high-pressure roles — change management, AI transformation, crisis response — building the exact kind of competence that makes people invisible to themselves. He trained as a Naturopath before entering the corporate world, which gave him an unusual vantage point: watching organisations ask people to adapt while ignoring the emotional weight of that ask.

He leads AI adoption at British Airways and is also the author of Empty Your Cup and the forthcoming How to Master the 7 States of Self-Reflection, all published under the Dutch Harbour imprint.

"The mask protected you. It was forged from necessity, not vanity. But survival mode is supposed to be temporary."
Ready to begin

Not better. Slightly less shit.
That's the whole idea.

You do not need to hit rock bottom to pick this up. You do not need to be in crisis. You just need to be honest enough to admit that the version of you everyone applauds might not be the one that actually exists.

Available now via Amazon · Published by Dutch Harbour · Written by Nathan & Kieron Welch